Maybe if they used silencers?
Category Archives: Apropos
Anyone for a Game of Clue?
Clearly this was a violation of the rules. One cannot use three weapons at a time, nor can the planned murder happen in two locations, in this case the conservatory and the study.
Damn it!
We were all very sorry to learn that we missed the opportunity to attend this event. One can only hope that Rat Academy will be offered again in the near future, as our friend, Joey the Snitch, has something he wants to get off his chest in the worst way.
Mystery Solved
Have you ever wondered why so many Superhero movies use New York City as their primary location? We have found the answer, and it is not, as you would surmise, the city’s abundance of famous Oh My God No! Please God No! Not That! Landmarks. It is far, far, simpler than that:
Christmas Gift Ideas
The Staff at Apropopolis was recently tasked with finding unique and fun holiday gift ideas for our readers. To our regret (we are still new at this game) we dispatched them at happy hour on Friday. Rest assured they have been reprimanded, and we promise to do much better for Valentine’s Day.
Also Just In. Damn!
When it rains, it pours. And the rain in Maine is driving us insane.
Wondering what to do with all those mice, rats, and guinea pigs now that the family Burmese Python has escaped into the wild? Fret no more. Just contact Chelcea (hey — her spelling, not ours) and she’ll take them off your hands. If Chelcea is not available, ask for Igor.
This Just In
Attention! The city never sleeps and neither does the city desk. Your overseas investments may be taking a beating, but we might have found a silver lining in this trade war mess. Of course, if this doesn’t pan out, don’t blame us. You can always try working for a living.
Ghosts in the Machine
We were on our way to pick up a dozen cheese pizzas from Joe’s Pizza near E. 14th and 3rd Ave. when we noticed the crossing sign was holding up the Black Power fist. Cool. The revolution was beginning! We figured this was the Bat Signal, going out all over the city. Figured we better get those pizzas and fast. And, by the way, we were standing in the middle of traffic to take this photo, thank you very much. Since this photo we have seen this aberration in various quarters of the city. Is it a rogue operator? An impish signal repairman? A Merry Prankster? If you know the answer, or are said operator/imp/Prankster, please write to us at: Apropopolis, 1507 7th St, Box 123, Santa Monica, CA 90401.
You might be rewarded for your efforts with a lovely bookmark.
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